Tuesday 30 October 2007

The 'bare' facts.....

Are you a somnambulist? Have you ever wandered naked down a hotel corridor?
This week, A survey carried out by Travelodge ‘revealed’ (if you’ll pardon the pun!) that nude sleepwalking (particularly amongst men) is on the rise. The results, which exhibit (sorry!) a seven fold increase in sleepwalking customers, compared to 2006, indicate that a staggering 95% of the hotel chain's sleepwalkers have been naked men. The following are the most popular requests at the reception desk:

- Where is the bathroom?
- Can I check out as I am late for work?
- Do you have a copy of todays paper?

The Hotels reception desks now have a supply of towels placed on them for covering up the gentlemens… errmm, embarrassment!

For obvious reasons, I’ve not included an image for this particular entry!

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